No doubt many of you have been worried about the quality of reporters at the Daily Spasm. Are they even real reporters? How do we know they're qualified to tell us what's going on in our town? Lana Uriah Mischievous - down at the Adventure Zone - says they're just a bunch of frauds who got her girlfriend killed and replaced by a robot impostor.
Well, doubt no more! (Though they were definitely not responsible for that last thing, we swear.) The hardy reporters have finally been given clearance to make their Certificates of Reportership - the accreditation they need to cover news and alien abductions in Spasming Hill - public, and show those doubters what's what!
Just check out our happy reporters being presented with their certificates, signed by then-Wizard Mayor Vorthox himself.
So phooey on your doubts! We were legitimate all along. Stay tuned to the Daily Spasm's coverage - it's the only officially-recognized reporting in town!